Abreu starts off 0-2.
AbreuâŚquickly down 0-2âŚchops to 3B in shallow LF, third baseman fields on nine hops, counts the laces, smokes a half a pack of cigarettes, waits in line for a beer, bounces a throw to 1B and nips Abreu by 20 ft.
HalfwayâŚ2-1 Astros
Robert with a leadoff single. He has both Sox hits tonight.
Pentangle up in here.
I believe I saw Moncada complete a Sudoku puzzle just before the throw.
The baby with the mustache is exceptionally chill.
The shortstopâs sudoku puzzle, at thatâŚ
JPâs wife is awesome
I havenât heard any of the interview but I noticed how they seemed to have totally won over the initially too-cool-for-school White Sox fan in the foreground.
This France is pretty impressive, huh?
Single to right puts a pair of Sox on.
Get it!
Iâm at the Cure concert tonight at Toyota Center. Hubs company has a suite. He actually sounds pretty good.
Why canât I be you?
And France through fiveâŚ2-1 Astros
True or False: the best Cure song is âLovesongâ.
The Cure were great in concert the one time I saw them. I didnât realize that Robert Smith was such a good guitar player. He is very underrated in that department. Plus, lots of hockey jerseys.

Why canât I be you?
Well, they just closed with Boys Donât Cry

True or False: the best Cure song is âLovesongâ.
Objectively false
De gustibus non est disputandum.
True or False: this Julks can play.