Astros @ Braves, August 20 2022

Get the hitter

Right down the fucking middle.

Fucking Christ, Neris.

Middle of the plate

Yep.

That pitch ain’t gonna get anyone out

Did it again

Right down the fucking middle

FUCK!!!

Fuck you, Neris. You fucking scrub.

Throwing middle-middle fucking puss.

Dammit. Dang.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Fat fucking pitches

Two fucking hangers.

Who doesn’t see this coming?

I hate baseball. I really do.

Neris just straight up gagged to the 8 and 9 hole hitters.

He couldn’t have thrown batting practices pitches any better.

I assumed Stanek world pitch here.

I know Neris is prefecture capable of getting the job done, but that was my guess.

Seriously.

Middle middle on a tee.

2-strike puss is the best puss