Astros @ Blue Jays, September 9, 2025

This is as likely as finding out tonight that Garcia just hit his funny bone and will make his next start.

I was speaking in hypotheticals about this team making even a WC.
Their play since they smoked the hated dojers has been fucking awful.

If you think they’re even gonna make the Postseason you’re a hopeless sunshine pumper.

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Related: Rangers and Mariners are both currently winning

The Astros will be in third place by this weekend.

I’m still stunned by Altuve. We don’t need more injuries but I really hope Altuve was trying to play while hurt or sick. If not, goddamn…

Why? He’s a great ballplayer overall, but this is super common for him.

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If Altuve is healthy and jaking it Espada needs to show some guts and bench him for a game for cause. It’s not like he is contributing right now.

I’m going to Friday and Saturday games in ATL. I swear if I have to witness losses in that fucking stadium with those fucking fans my head may very well explode. And then I’ll have to walk in to work with all my coworkers telling me how sorry they are that their team that had sucked ass all year pushed my team out of the playoffs and then further know that it was that series…and the fact that they pissed in our Cheerios…might actually make an otherwise shitty season tolerable for them. Fucking hell. It’s going to happen isn’t it?!?

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I’d be careful with your elbow.

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Yes, it’s going to happen. Best get your mind right.

Turn out the lights…..

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Teams that play this way do not deserve a spot in the postseason.

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1000 percent agree.

Abreu in 4 appearances since Aug 30:
3.2 IP
10 H
8 R
8 ER
4 BB

Pitches thrown:
28 vs Angels, gives up 3 ER in the 9th of a tied game, takes loss 4-1.

30 vs Yankees, nearly blows game in 9th gives up 3 run HR to Bellinger, gifted a K from ump Walsh to end it with tying run at the plate. Astros win 8-7.

19 vs Rangers, pitches 9th in tie game, gives up a 2 out 2B, McCullers loses game in 12th 4-3.

30 vs Jays, blows save in 9th, Kimbrel loses game in 10th 4-3.

Abreu sporting a hefty 15.00 ERA for September so far.

My wife walked into the living room last night as the 9th was unfolding. She asked, “what in the world are you doing???” I had my hands over my face watching thru my fingers and did not even know I was doing that.

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I feel your pain.

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I’m probably more analytics-positive than anyone else on this board. I fully understand the idea that you should use your best reliever in the highest-leverage situation.

But pitching in the 9th is a different beast. Some guys just aren’t cut out for it.

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This is so unbelievable to me—from a 1.5ish ERA to a gas can after a positive start as closer.

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I thought Espada might use Abreu in the 8th when they were facing the top of the order. Abreu shit the bed against Clement, Schneider, and IKF. You can’t have a closer who can’t mow those guys down as a matter of course.

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