Dan Iassogna has lost his fucking mind.
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End of twoā¦1-0 Blue Jays
Chas with a leadoff single. Now letās not leave him holding his pecker.
Kessinger pops to shallow RF
Altuve works the count fullā¦caught looking
Bregmanā¦3-0ā¦3-1ā¦walks. Two on for Yordan
Yordan! RBI double
Yordan with an RBI double!
And Chas can let go of his pecker
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Two RISP for Diazā¦
Walk loads them up
Diazā¦full countā¦walks to load the sacks
Damn. Just missed it
Juiced for Jakeā¦flies out at the wall in CF
Astros strand the bases loaded, but tie it up 1-1
You must be watching inside, slacker.
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Another walk to Springer
I am. Itās hot as hell out there. Gonna fix me a cocktail and smoke a cigar in a bit. Iāll try to step it up.
End of threeā¦1-1
Iāll bust you up and in
Middle of fourā¦still tied 1-1
Varsho with a 1-out double.