Astros @ Blue Jays, Independence Day 2024

If I had a dime for every pitcher with “ace stuff” that didn’t live up to their potential, you’d all be invited to hang out on my mega-yacht this summer.

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Framber with a 1-2-3 inning. End of two…3-3

He’s the proverbial million-dollar arm, 5-cent head. He’s always been that way.

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He’s an average pitcher who’s treated like he’s an ace. And someone’s going to pay him like an ace which is why we should trade him while we can.

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I wonder if I can smoke the crab legs. Anyone have experience with that?

Singleton caught looking, Peña flies out F7, Loperfido caught looking

Middle of three…3-3

Strike zone is all over the fucking place. I wonder if Framber has noticed?

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This is Angel Hernandez level bad. I mean, it’s shocking.

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Guys, you better swing, because he’s calling everything to Nova Scotia a strike.

I don’t mind a big strike zone, as long as it’s consistent. I’d rather that than a tight one. But good grief this one is fucking huge.

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And Framber gets the fuck squeezed out of him for a leadoff walk.

HPU is not even trying to pretend to be on the level.

Nimble 1-4-3 double play. Framber actually fielded his position. Dogs and cats, living together!

Great job/throw from Framber. I expected him to throw it into the stands

Random falling down throw actually hits Altuve in the glove!

He tried to throw it in the bullpen, but it went right over 2B

End of three…3-3

He threw it like an actual blind squirrel and found a nut.

Dubon with a leadoff single.

Cabbage flies out F8

Altuve…3-0…3-1 on the corner…walks. Two on for Bregman