Astros at White Socks, May 14, 2023

Shit. One batter too far.

Martinez in

I’ve seen horses that weren’t as hung as that pitch.

I guess I have to congratulate Burger, too. Putz.

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The 0-2 to Robert was worse. Fastball in the happy zone.

End of six…4-3 Astros

Santos in for the Sox

Juuust a bit outside.

Can Dusty stop using Montero for the 8th in close games? Maton and Neris seem like safer choices right now.

Good grief, Hensley. Do you understand the purpose of that stick you’re holding?

Maldy with a knock!

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At the Stretch…4-3 Astros

Aw sheet!

Fuck, if Sheets boxes that even Maldy scores with two outs.

Damn you, Sheets!

The imagination runs wild.

I like that kid’s ninja turtle hoodie.

Btw, don’t believe anybody who tells you that old Comiskey was a great place for a game. It was a dump. At least it didn’t have pillars blocking your view like Wrigley, but under the stands was a dusty dog track.

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Neris in for the Astros

Benintendi with a 2-out walk