Somebody tell the lineup the season started a fucking week ago!
Let’s hope they just needed to get away from their horrible home cooking.
Three swinging strikeouts in the first inning suggests otherwise.
It’s time for Jobu to make an appearance.
There’s that 2-0 mountain again.
Oh ye of little faith
Nice couple of dongs, there.
Do you really blame me for having little faith after watching them hit the first six games?
O ye of unpleasant reality.
sar chasm
Too on point. Straight to jail.
Fuck, Paredes.
Hold up. When did they make it legal to score more than one run an inning?
Rodgers!
The Astros have scored their season high in runs: Four.
4 runs, in one game? Is that legal?
FOUR! FOUR FUCKING RUNS!!!
Alright Cam, selective is good, watching 90mph right down the middle on 3-1 is not so good.
That pitch was begging to be crushed.
Running to avoid a double play, and running into a double play
I loved playing RF and CF, hated LF.
I think I like this Rodgers guy.