I have to say, I really enjoy Robert Ford and Sparky. They are really good together.
Nice catch Jake! Blue star!
Swerve to the other side and hit the “big ol bowl for 5 bucks” KFC lady
4-star diving catch by Jake highlights another scoreless inning.
End 4, 2-0 A’s.
End least this is going quickly.
He looked terrible on it.
Failure pile in a sadness bowl?
They didn’t shit themselves or allow a run to this team. But I repeat myself.
A hit! A hit! My god, we got a hit!
Dubon with a one out single!
Also describes the Astros in Oakland.
Jakes triples to the RCF wall!!!
2-1 A’s
Lee Ks, failing to plate the runner in a piece of performance art entitled “You must trade for a catcher”
Altuve grounds 6-3 and the rally fizzles.
Not sure about the rest of you but there’s raining falling outside my window. I want to go run around in it.
Today’s game will feature the interpretive and modern dance stylings of Korey Lee.
You’re clearly nowhere near Austin. I doubt we’ll see rain until September, absent a wandering hurricane.
This is where it all turns around.
Korey Lee is not the answer this year, but I do not know who the hell is. I do not see how we could get Bell AND Contreras AND another pitcher.
I’m not about to tell my mom. She gets really jealous with good reason.
Fuck this shit. I’m gonna go do some yard work.