Astros at Rays, 8/13/24

Chas drills a therapy single.

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Altuve decides to move on with the game gidp

Bregman flies out to left.

Onward.

Altuve made sure Chas didn’t get tired running the bases.

What’s he doing now?

Abreu continues quietly being a dick to the Rays.

Three pitch SO for out one to some dude wearing a Rays jersey

Weak fly out to RF by another guy wearing the red Star Trek uni.

Josh Lowe, 0-1, blah blah and Dubon makes a badass diving grab!

On to the 8th

He’s safe, and it wasn’t that close.

Just about the quickest review you’ll see

A bunch of shit happened while I was dealing with nonsense.

Bases loaded one out for Jake

Throwing punch on upholstery while performing a rutting ritual with deer antlers. All while babbling incoherently.

Most guys are not busting it there, it’s a great credit to Pena that he is one

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Jake … oof.

Fizzle

Jake fades away like a bad movie ending… up to Dubon. Solid play ends the threat.

Jake’s weakness has been identified about 20 times in the last week…

His only weakness at the plate is he isn’t a good hitter.

I’d call that a disease

Mr Furley taking in the game next to the Hooters sign.

Pressly is annoying.

Three teenage girls and my wife are arriving. Please send me good vibes and I look forward to the rest of this thread.

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Presley.
Always trying to make things innuresting