Astros at Rangers, Labor Day 2023

Here’s to alcohol!

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The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.

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Jeebus, Altuve. What the fuck was that?

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WTF, Altuve.

Alley-oop

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I can attest to this - and fully endorse this position. I mean, someone needs to pay my salary.

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Baserunning is Altuve’s kryptonite.

Altuve singles, is thrown out by 78 feet trying “stretch” it to a double

Peña singles.

And the Rangers will bring in a lefty to face Alvarez.

José thought they’ve scored enough already.

A team meets you in Arlington, they are the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.

At the Stretch…11-5 Astros

Now let’s not fuck this up!!!

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You should listen to him. He’s pre-med.

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Hell yeah, Abreu!

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Bregman with a lead off double!

“Didn’t have to be a strike” is a weak-ass euphemism.

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When we had biggio and bags. I think hitting coach told the and others to tend to lay off first pitch. Times and batting coaches change.

Lead of double wasted. 11-5 Astros

Oh so much this. I fucking hate it.

It’s probably the most annoying thing he does