Sweet!
Woohoo!
Love 1-0 wins.
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Surprising win against a good club. This one feels good.
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Sure glad we scored a run.
Not totally dormant!
Cooper Hummel hero WTF!!
Science!!
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Every now and then, a Mai Tai works!
I take back everything bad Iāve said about Hummel!
Crazy thing is I was just explaining to my wife his history and how bad I feel for the guy that he has hardly had any success this season but that I keep pulling for himā¦.then BOOM, 1-0 Astros! Super happy for him to have that moment.
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Iām going to go ahead and assume this was in Florida.
Cooper Hummelās post game interview was wonderful.
He is a great dude, but a marginal ball player. He knows who he is.
As if you had to ask. Otto was originally from Germany though. He was sort of a biker dude, who also drank warm beer in this giant plastic cup. Heād work on his motorcycle in the driveway, drinking his beer and eating his lard sandwich. He was a great neighbor.
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Iām identifying with this Otto more and more. I guess there are worse ways to poison yourself than eating pig fat on bread with warm beer and a broken motorcycle.
From āThe Book of German Limericksā
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I once had a neighbor named Otto
He stuttered in a strange staccato.
With visage oblong
And B O so strong
He loved some Eumir Deodato
Ta daaa!!!
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Yāall are focused on Otto while Iām still convinced āOrion Kerkeringā must be the protagonist of a SyFy movie of the week
More succinctlyā¦
My name is Otto.
I like to get blotto!
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