Gone!!!
That was unexpected!
And he FLEW around the bases!
What the fucking fuck Cooper Hummel!!!
Well, chuck, there’s your run. Don’t screw it up
I had literally just sat back down.
Anyway, you know how much I like 1-0 games.
Orion Kerkering. That’s a helluva handle.
Just for the record. Had the roles been reversed, and Espada left Framber in for that inning, my tv would already be off and my laundry and dishes would have been completed during this commercial break.
Was that Peña’s 100th hit?
The Phillies have on their roster an Otto and an Orion. I wonder if they have an Othello?
Paredes is just bound and determined to not lift the bat.
He Otto not have swung at that.
I’ll show myself out.
I once had a neighbor named Otto. He ate lard sandwiches.
Before pitch two they showed a close up of Otto Kemp, and he looked scared as shit. Proceeds to swing at a pitch that hits him in the foot and then strikes out.
And now a HBP on an 0-2 pitch
Goddammit. On 0-2?
Sosa hbp on a pitch one inch off the inside corner. At least he didn’t throw a fit.
If Hader’s not careful, he’ll have to square off with Schwarber.
Two down
Winner!!