Astros at Mariners, 5/30/24

2b Altuve
DH Tucker
LF Alvarez
SS Pena
3b Bregman
CF Meyers
C Caratini
1b Abreu
RF Dubon

P Arrighetti

You’re only going to score in one inning again, so let’s try to make it a crooked number.

That may be the worst set of OF arms ever to appear at the same time.

I wish Tucker was good enough to bat cleanup. Maybe he will get there someday.

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You’re looking at the deck chair arrangement. See that iceberg over there?

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Would you like to listen to my cello?

Crackling in a fire? Sure!

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A two out double by Yordan goes for naught.

Caratini does not have the arm that Diaz has.

End of one…no score

Arrighetti is not sharp, but at least there was no damage.

I know it’s still May, but today is a must win game.

Jake just got fucked

Middle of two…no score

You’re optimistic.

All series that outside part of the plate to RH Astros has been the chalk

Interestingly, not for the Mariners though.

Altuve has really gone cold.

Arrighetti has good stuff, but he’s a nibbler.

Only 16 players have a worse wOBA this month than Altuve. One of them is Diaz, who is 4th worst.

Breggy! Fuck you blue

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