I show up in the game zone for the first time in weeks and there is no post? Astros stranded the basis loaded with nobody out and only get one run. That was a terribly wasted opportunity
Christian Walker, destroyer of rallies.
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Fuck you Walker, holy shit I hate you as a player more than I the wife beaters these shitheads signed.
That was the most 2026 Astros half inning of all time. 4 straight singles net 1 run and then 3 straight outs
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And wasted a challenge on an obvious strike in the first inning
SSDD
Another missed opportunity. This team plays better when I dismiss them. Goodnight.
Fuck all the way off, Varsho, you useless fuck. Bruce draws a walk and then makes a spectacular sliding catch.
Turns out Varsho isn’t sitting because he sucks but because he has a wrist injury. I should have a wrist injury after watching 100 Varsho plate appearances.
I wouldn’t bet the ranch that 4 straight singles would always get a score with these guys
Walker! Walker! Walker!
I still don’t like him. 3 for like 30 lately. My life will improve immeasurably when he’s playing for the Savannah Bananas.
Cam never came close to the bag, Mariners can’t be bothered to challenge in time.
Cam Smith, my other favorite player, runs to first on a grounder and does not come within a foot of touching the bag. I’m not sure how you do that.
Umps and Mariners both fucked that up sixty ways from Sunday.
Cam goes on the pitch, Brice bloops one to RF, Cam falls for the deke at 2b and doesn’t move up
Holy fuck Cam’s an idiot. No awareness of anything. This guy will never be more than he is now.
2 men on with Pena and Alvarez due, and they come away with nothing more.
4-0 and feels like it could easily be 8-0
Peña up with two on and one out strikes out at a pitch four feet below ground level and fourteen feet outside.
These idiots should have landed the knockout punch in the first inning but instead we have Ullola in the third. Yainer, who struck out looking in the first and wasted a challenge doing so, whiffs on Ullola’s first pitch, which was a strike, but called a ball.
Ullola hit Arozarena, which I support in theory.
If we could have scored 8 runs at this stage, I would boldly said we have a very rough chance of winning.