The odds of Altuve swinging at something awful here are almost 100 percent, right?
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Magic 8-ball says âYesâ
Odds of him taking two fat pitchesâŚalso âyesâ
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And here it comes.
El Salami Grande!!!
Iâll take that.
Fuck you, Magic 8-ball
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ATTABABY YOU RIDICULOUS MIDGET!
WAKE UP EVERYONE! THE OFFENSE IS BACK!
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That was a serious backup cement mixer.
Thank you Mark.
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YES!!! Smiles in the dugout again!!!
Iâll see myself out.
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Yay, Jose! Maybe that will get us going again.
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Toro with a sharp single up the middle
Jesus, Esch. Quit laughing at your own jokes.
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And thatâll do it for Mejia.
I muted after Altuveâs first AB.
I regret nothing!
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Elton John is having another farewell tour?
I had tickets for EJ from last July. Itâs been rescheduled for January, I think.
Brantley with a 2-bagger! Toro to 3B