Astros at Dodgers, 8/3/21

Totally disrespecting LMJ.

First walk. THIS IS MY FANTASY PITCHER! BUEHLER YOU ASS YOU GIVE UP A GRAND SLAM AND Iā€™M PULLIN YOUR SORRRY ASS!

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WTF?

Goddamn lollygagging bullshit Carlos

On further review. Iā€™m not sure he ever had a grip on the ball

Nope

Fudge.

Thatā€™s on Altuve IMO. Trying to be too fancy.

Translation. Fuckidy fuck fuck. Or darn.

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Settle down, boys. You can get outta thisā€¦

Whew. Dodged that Altuve induced bulletā€¦

Thankfully that gaffe only cost Lance 6 extra pitches

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In what fucking world is that play on Altuve?

Whereā€™s hh when we need him.

Crooked number, please.

Somewhere in Malaysia, probably

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Altuve said screw your camera angle

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In the world where you catch the ball with both hands to make sure to get the lead runner out. You donā€™t try barehanding it.

Fundamental baseball

Easy, bud. I happen to live in the sunny confines of CA and am quite happy to be here.

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