You know what this offense needs? More at bats from Bregman.
2b Altuve
3b Bregman
LF Alvarez
RF Tucker
DH Diaz
SS Pena
1b Singleton
C Caratini
CF Meyers
P Arrighetti
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I’ve never had such a tough time staying positive this early in a season. I would love to be surprised tonight.
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I literally laughed out loud when I saw Bregman batting second. Holy shit, Espada is a fucking idiot. Hey maybe lead off Abreu, really get him going.
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Wtf are you throwing Altuve?!
I tried to say the same in a diplomatic way but I prefer your version.
Bregman better start hitting or he’ll find himself leading off.
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All you gotta do to play first base is to be able to pour piss from a boot.
COUNT THE DAMN OUTS YOU SLAPDICKS
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….in the first fucking inning.
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Game over
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WE DONT NEED STARTING PITCHING
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Will someone please change the fucking channel…I’ve seen this episode already.
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Somebody tell me if we start fielding a major league team. I’m out for the night.
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The minute Kalas starting talking about with the wind you have to hit it 20 feet farther than usual I knew exactly what was going to happen.
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So, maybe there really was something to all the shit about Maldy being so valuable to the pitching staff.
Could we perhaps arrange for 25 passports to be lost in Mexico City?
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I can’t find anyone who thinks Singleton merits a place on the roster yet he has better than twice the number of hits as the other first baseman in just over half the at bats. Just in case you were wondering.
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Guess who’s at an even .200 BA
I don’t have to guess, I’ve been tracking this carefully for a week.
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Oh bobsaget now I have to wait another six at bats.