Business fans special. Astros get a run in the first on an Altuve single up the middle, a Peña single up the middle that loves Altuve to third and Pena to second on the throw, then a Paredes ground out. Walker and Diaz strand Pena at third as they continue to commit mass murder on rallies in the middle of the order.
We’re in the bottom of the second, 1-0 Astros.
Blanco strands a two-out walk.
End 2, 1-0 Astros.
Astros down 1-2-3 in third very quietly.
Getting in car, no PBP
Good grief, how pathetic is that: some random Cardinal tags and goes from first to second on a routine fly to the warning track in left. Didn’t even have to slide. That’s going to lead to runs this season, even if it didn’t this time.
End of 3. Stros 1, Turdinals 0.
I’ll be searching for this highlight.
Peña’s batting second today, by the way. Before you get too excited, it’s a day off for Yordan and they have Walker at 4 and Diaz at 5.
Perv.
How’s everybody doing? I’ve been hanging out in the wrong thread.
Bored.
Astros pitchers are gonna need another shutout today.
When are they going to measure Matz for his Cy Young award?
When he can do this to an offense better than AA level
Oh FFS. HPU misses a fair/foul call he’s staring right at.
That was a foul by at least 1/16 of an inch!!!
Fucking Texas leaguer puts runners at the corners.
How many bloops behind first are these assholes going to “hit”?
That’s about as bad as it gets. If you can’t see that foul from 6 feet away, retire
The past two hits had an exit velo of 35 MPH combined.