There’s an example of “trying to do too much” cross referenced with “swinging at slop way off the plate”
Yordan should have hit the pitch before 500 feet.
Tucker is getting a steady diet of high FBs.
And here we go. Bullpen pants-pooping incoming.
THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKMONKEY.
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(camera cuts to Dusty pondering tapioca pudding)
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I fucking hate how nervous this bullpen makes me.
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I’d be a lot less nervous if we didn’t have a stand-in dead body from Weekend at Bernie’s 2 running the team.
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Me too.
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Oh good. I was finding this game too boring.
So how long are we going to stare at Stanek while he’s only got one pitch he can get over for strikes?
This is fucking idiotic.
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Don’t Panik, Stanek.
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Probably til it’s tied.
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Why the fuck has Taylor been warming up, if you’re not gonna bring him in to face a lefty?
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I had the odds at WAY past probably.
Oh look, Dusty is up from his nap.
Way to finally get a slider over, hairpie!
“Maybe if I get up on the top step they’ll think I’m serious about this.”
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Hits a batter 1-2, bloop hit, pitches around Vlad. That is a bunch of base runners.
I like how Dusty and Floribama collaborate for maximum excitement!
Dear cameraman:
Keeping the camera trained on the woman trying to start breastfeeding is fucking creepy.
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