Astros at Blue Jays, June 4, 2021

A lot of OFers are afraid to kick the ball.

Not Teoscar.

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At 13-1, is it harder to hold up on a pitch?

I would very much enjoy putting a boot right in to Kyle Tucker’s ass after that bullshit at bat.

At least LOOK SLIGHTLY INTERESTED IN PLAYING, YOU FUCKING BABY GIRAFFE!

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HH endorsed the Zero-G (100 ft).

He should have some follow up soon.

Tucker. Good grief.

He’s leading the team in bat slams tonight.

And half ass trots to first after terrible swings.

Waiting with bated breath

Astros have to settle for a 13-1 lead.

Rowdy Tellez is, without a doubt, my favorite MLB player name currently.

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If Tucker were Hispanic he absolutely would be called ā€œhotheadedā€ and ā€œoverly demonstrativeā€

Way under demonstrative. Comatose.

Carlos is ready to go home.

It’s strange.

He only shows frustration at the plate.

Makes it look like he wound up tighter then he shows at other times.

Basically.

Diaz unsportingly takes a strike.
Then he unsportingly misses a ball off the outside edge.
Then he fouls a FB.
Fouls a slider.
Lunges at a pitch and pops out.

All that with a 12 run lead.

What a horrifying display of hot dogging.

I’m just glad Tony LaRussa isn’t alive too see this sacrilege.

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It does and they do.

Great job, Greinke!

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Complete game gem from Grienke.

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Grienke:

9 IP, 6 H, 1 R, 1 BB, 3 K

Just a master class in letting the hitters get themselves out.

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