Astros at Bitchfaced Crybabies, 6/23/23

We used to have the scariest batting order in Baseball. Tonight we can’t even make the pitcher sweat?

Ok Altuve, you have been quiet for a while now. Please show us you should be in the 1 spot by getting some RBI

Top 8.

Grove pitching.

Chas - 6-3.

Maldonado - walks

Altuve - 6-4-3.

Mid 8. Astros 2 BFCB 3.

Total suck performance

9 Scumball hits plus 2 walks, the Astros have done well to only allow 3 runs tonight.

But our excuse for an offense drives me crazy these days.

OK 9th inning. Will we show up this time?

Bottom 8.

Neris pitching.

Peralta - 4-3.

Vargas - pops up F2.

Outman - can’t check on a splitter, FB inside, looks at generous FB strike (a couple of inches wide), swings and misses a splitter in the dirt. K.

End 8. Astros 2 Dodgers 3.

This is a winnable game, it’s just a run. Come on!

It’s official. Our batting coach is Pee Wee Herman.

Pitched well enough to win, but…again.

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Top 9. Time for the rally hats.

Graterol pitching

Dubon - 5-3.

Tucker - 4-3.

Bregman - fouls off sinker, FB up and in, 6-3.

Final Astros 2 Dodgers 3.

Blech

I think we need to get used to the idea of watching other teams come October.

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I was there quite a while ago, and it is ok for me. This is not the team personnel-wise we expected to have.

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TK mentioned that the Astros will throw 3 rookie starters for this series.

The offensive struggles make us forget that the rotation has been obliterated by injuries.

…and still lead all of MLB in ERA. What a Houdini job by the Astros development team.

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FanGraphs still has us at a 55% chance to make the playoffs. It will basically come down to NYY/TOR/BAL/HOU for three wild card spots.