Astros at Bahstahn, 5/17/22

You need something.

6-3 makes it 13-4

Urquidy indeed staggers through five. 13-4 Astros

It wasn’t pretty, but Urquidy did it.

Bregman with a lead off single

I’m surprised he knew which way to run.

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Martinez gets the ball for the 6th

So I’ve been meaning to ask…does Jose Siri shave his beard into the trailer park Joe Dirt look, or does it just grow in that way naturally?

Way to throw an absolute fucking hanger with 2 strikes there, Martinez. You’re lucky as fuck that didn’t land in Worcester.

Woulda been nice for Martinez to eat a few innings

Siri with a 1-out single, now every Astro has a hit tonight.

And Maldy GIDP on the next pitch

At the Stretch…13-4 Astros

I approve of the work y’all have done thus far.

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Dublon!

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Ok, Gattis texting Blum to say this is the first “Name That Astro” he’s ever gotten is gold.

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Wow Chaz swung at 3 straight pitches ( sliders?) that should have hit him on the ankle

Martinez ate a few innings.

feast or famine at the plate.

I’d say their stomachs are pretty full.

Nifty play by Dubon.