Astros @ A's, September 9, 2020

Good purveyors of profanity are a dying breed in today’s cancel culture.

Come on, Yuli.

Hit one where they ain’t.

Braves nip the Fish 29-9. Highest scoring game since 1979, and highest 9-inning game since 1922.

Tough to lay off those high pitches from Hendriks.

That is a silly amount of scoring.

save was awarded per TK

You’re darn tootin’ I am.

Chuck, you’re getting the full experience.

Came in leading 22-8.

Participation save.

All the rage.

For the NL.

Rangers scored 30 in a 9 inning game in 2007 for the ML lead.

Alright, so this is the act where the misery descends, yeah? Show a gun, got to use the gun kind of thing?

Do the Stros have anyone who could go 4 and hold a 14 run lead?

I’m getting my money’s worth, that’s for golldang sure.

If it goes extras, that’s when the REAL misery starts.

Yes.

Like a good murder mystery, any one of 9 could do the deed.

That’s right. I’m going to feel cheated if I don’t see extras.

This is patently, ridiculously fucking incorrect.

I meant combined runs scored. The ML record by one team is 36.

We also would have accepted ‘fuckingly’ there.