And then he immediately started missing the top of the zone.
Attaboy Porter!
Tallest midget, etc
Dear Myles Straw,
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Sincerely,
Everyone
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Holy shit.
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Get Straw the fuck out of there. He brings nothing to the table.
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Idiot.
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His sunglasses look awesome ON THE TOP OF HIS HAT BRIM.
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WT FUCKING F??
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Dear Myles Straw:
The fifty year old man next to you is a better outfielder.
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Fucking goddamn idiot. Goddammit Straw.
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One run, entirely gift wrapped by Myles Straw.
Raley should punch him in the throat.
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Straw gets the bats in the shower.
The “double” had a 2% chance of dropping for a hit.
2%.
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So…no blue star next to that one?
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Depends on if blue star means “kick this guy’s ass” or not.
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Altuve extends his hitting streak…Bregman with an RBI double…
At the stretch…6-3 Astros
Someday I will stop mistakenly calling Abreu “Bobby”.
But today is not that day.
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Listened to the Straw blunder on the radio.
Immediately thought: “can’t wait to see how the GZ reacts to this”
I was not disappointed.
(They were puzzled by the Melvin ejection too)
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I don’t know how many times I’ve called Martin Maldonado “Candy.” And he never played for the Astros.