Laureano. How fitting. Sac fly. As win 6-5
Boo.
Tigers Turnbull no hitting Seattle. 2 out in 9th. Ks Haniger to complete the no hitter.
That was fucking brutal.
Slurp shit, de Jesus, and your strike zone.
Bullpen leaked oil.
Bats failed to cash in several times.
That sucked.
You said it, man.
Especially considering their winning run was gifted 1st base by the ump.
That drop by Straw was TERRIBLE.
His wheels are of no use if he’s going to run to the wrong spot or drop the ball when he gets there.
Only two teams in MLB have gotten even lower combined WAR (defense + offense) than us from their CFers – the Yankees and Tigers.
No team has a lower aggregate OPS from their CFers than us.
Of the 23 CFs in baseball with at least 80 plate appearances, Myles Straw has the second lowest OPS.
But hey, at least he can’t play defense.
There’s enough offense on this team that I could tolerate a good CF who brings little offense to the table.
But he’d have to be, you know, a good CF.
A healthy Marisnick would be perfect right about now
Fuck, I’d be okay with Marisnik on one of those broken foot scooters right now.
Siri is in Sugarland a phone call away.
Not voice-activated?
Funny. Mark and I were driving to RR Sunday and I was telling him about Siri’s play for Sugarland thus far. All of a sudden, my phone came alive, and that Siri said “Uh huh?”
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Domo arigato Mr Roboto
That is some righteous information.
#followed