Framber Valdez L
7-6 2.76 ERA
2B M. Dubon R
SS Jeremy Pena R
RF Kyle Tucker L
3B Alex Bregman R
1B Jose Abreu R
CF C. McCormick R
LF Corey Julks R
DH D. Hensley R
C M. Maldonado R
JP Sears L
1-6 3.99 ERA
2B Zack Gelof R
RF Brent Rooker R
CF JJ Bleday L
3B Aledmys Diaz R
1B Jordan Diaz R
LF Tony Kemp L
C S. Langeliers R
DH Jonah Bride R
SS Nick Allen R
Why is Hensley in the lineup you ask?
Well maybe it’s because one of his best qualities is working the count; and, because Langeliers is going to be behind the dish for Oakland tonight.
https://twitter.com/codifybaseball/status/1680236305723310080?s=46&t=Dut0L5KylhVMOVOd2259mw
Wasn’t The Langeliers a cheesy '80s mini series about an airliner going through a time warp?
(Checks his notes.)
Ah, The Langoliers.
Tomato, tomatoe 
I’ll really narrow it down for you: it was that bad 80s/90s Stephen King adaptation.
Yep, that was the one!
Suck.
Tucker puts Houston ahead in the 1st, 1-0
Framber gets to take the hill with a lead
Kemp continues to kill the Stros
I hope not to have my patience tested tonight.
Good luck with that
Too Close, suck it Kemp
Framber works his way out of a leadoff double, Astros lead after 1, 1-0
Lead off single for Chas
I had high hopes for Hensley, but nope
I’m glad Tuck got that homer, at least
We’re all glad he did too.
Framber seems to be in good form tonight
Brexit! 3-0 Astros.
2 run Bregxit!