Astros @ Arlington Chucklefucks, July 3, 2023

That’s also what I’m talking about. He ain’t no kind a Texaneck. No grill, ribs in the oven, smdh. What, you don’t have a microwave?

All them grapes have poisoned his soul.

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Altuve draws a 1-out walk

Using way too much water

It’s like Biz who used to rave about his boiled steak. You’re a Texan, dammit. Learn to cook with fire.

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OWA sort. As far as I know there’s no environmental component to our DEI/ESG program but you’d have to confirm that with management.

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He has to have a soul to poison to begin with…

OK Alex, redemption time!

Tuck with a knock

Reckon we could simply drain the pool and proceed from there. And we do have astroturf in the backyard. We’re not savages for Christ’s sake.

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I do not remember the boiled steak.

Charlie Kelly swears by a milk steak.

Attaboy!

Bregman is so due for something good

eta: fuckyeah, like that

One run back, thanks to Alex. OK, Abreu, get the other one back please.

Go oppo, Breggy, bravo.

Oh my that was nice!

Abreu!

Sous vide. Which will most certainly heat your meat through. But it ain’t right.

Who’s this José Abreu cat??

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Abreu a homer? Again? Fancy that.

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