Astros @ Arlington Chucklefucks, July 3, 2023

56 pitches so far …

Tucker hacking wildly, fouls off ball six…takes ball six to fill the count…fouls off ball seven…fouls off ball eight…and crushes strike one!

Slam!

57 is special, though. 6-0 Astros now!

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Holy christ that was on a fucking platter.

WOOOOO!!!

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Rangers’ announcers, “THAT’S gonna do it!”

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The salami is mighty fine in this establishment today!

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BOOM MOTHERFUCKER

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That’s it for Perez. He didn’t fool anyone…except Bregman

/RicFlair

Suck on it, transplanted Washington Senators.

Ahem… Mothertucker you mean?

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Too early to gloat. Javier has to be the 2022 version today.

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This.

Yep. Let’s not start the fireworks just yet. Still eight innings of outs to get.

I see the HPU is back to his ‘generous’ strike zone

Holy fucking Christ, WHAT?!

Drake called a pitch in the other batter’s box a strike to Bregman right as we came back from commercial break.

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Drake has apparently decided he wants to get out of here early today.

Absolutely fucking awful twice in 3 pitches.

Middle of two…6-0 Astros

This HPU is awful. He better give this massive zone to Javier.