Astros @ Arlington Chucklefucks, July 3, 2023

Agreed.

Tucker HBP

OK Alex, help us out here please.

Bregman takes strike one, takes strike two, takes strike three. Fuck you.

Up to Jose

Middle of six…10-9 Astros

and like Bregman he looks at strike 3

Floribama will try to complete not gagging away the lead.

Just keep looking at strike 3, fellas.

Fer fuck’s sake.

12 outs holding 1 run vs. 15 outs holding 5 runs.

That’s tough to narrow down. Most of the young men from HP that get chauffeured around in my rideshare vehicle qualify.

Fucking hell, ump!

Finally a clean inning

Oof.

Okay boys, let’s score some more runs.

Score some fucking runs please

This may be heresy, but I would ask somebody to go two. Neris, Abreu, and Pressly have pitched twice in this series, I think.

Can Stanek go 2?

Javier is a mystery. He gave up runs ahead 6-0, 10-2, and 10-5. If his slider was getting killed, what about the fast ball?

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I was mildly surprised they didn’t try and get 2 out of Maton.