Astros @ Arlington Chucklefucks, July 2, 2023

Abreu with a leadoff double!

Yall inspired me to do fajitas todayā€¦which means leftover fajitas tomorrow. Then burgers at my cousinā€™s on the 4th.

Hopefully CVS is properly stocked with Metamucil.

Good play in the field, lead off with a double.

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Dubonā€¦unproductive

Diaz hackingā€¦carved the fuck up

Leadoff doubleā€¦wasted.

1-0 Rangers

Heaney can barely hit the fucking dirt, and the Astros are just hacking wildly at everything.

2023 Astros with worse numbers against LHP than Diaz: Salazar, Bannon, Kessinger, Bligh

To day looks a bit too much like yesterday. Come on, Chas!

In three innings, Astros have 1 hit, no walks, 5 strikeouts.

Gotta wake up our bats somehow.

None of that matters. If Altuve and Bregman donā€™t hit, this team isnā€™t winning 70 games.

Leadoff walk. Yay.

Totally aware. I was just putting Diazā€™s AB in some slight perspective of some sort.

Altuve and Bregman have both been total dogshit against LHP this season too, btw.

HBP puts two on

Bregman has been barely above dog shit period. They cannot win with him hitting in the top four.

Dubin is not sharp.

Bregmanā€™s been better than total dogshit recently.

GIDP end the inning. Through threeā€¦1-0 Rangers

Well, the 3rd ended better than I feared.

OK Alex, start something good please.

See the ball, hit the ball now guys