Damn, I just got home, opened a beer, turned on the game, and the motherfuckers have a two run lead after 1.
I am unconvinced that Hunter Brown is healthy.
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I need no convincing that this offense isn’t any good.
This HPU is well suited to play the lead roll in Tommy.
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They won’t overturn that.
Well, they did.
End of 4 and it’s still 2-0 in favor of the shit fuckers.
The 2026 iteration of the Houston Astros is solidly mediocre at best.
Not anymore. Joc Fucking Pederson has four homers in six games against the Astros this year. If Dana Brown isn’t trying to get prospects from people he needs to be replaced.
I may have to listen to Live at the Isle of Wight later tonight. I haven’t listened to that all the way through in far too long.
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There’s 30.
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Career #200. Sixth player to hit 200 in an Astros uniform.
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I don’t know how many Yainer had but he has one more now than he did and we’re tied.
Eschenfelder is subbing for TK so I have the Worrell button engaged.
I thought that would have generated a little more excitement… being the eternal optimist, I fully expect that we will lead the division by the end of this series.
Not if Brian King has anything to do with it.
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This keeps up, by the end of August we may be LONGING for ‘mediocre’.
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Dezenzo K and Cam GIDP and that’s the ballgame, 7-3.
Can’t be losing to the Rangers if we’re deluding ourselves about this team being a contender.
When King sucks, he really sucks hard. Fortunately it doesn’t happen very often.
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Fuck. I’m going out to check my lobster traps, and I confidently predict they will be empty.