That’s the season
King out, Abreu in
What a gut wrenching loss.
Fixed it for you
If you didn’t see this coming, you haven’t paid attention.
Rengifo caught stealing to end the inning
To the 9th…Astros have one last chance. They’ll send up Cam Smith, Ramon Urias, and Mauricio Dubon.
Murderer’s Row!
The Astros can’t lose on JimR’s birthday. Win it for Jim!
Sanchez will hit for Smith
This game really is a microcosm of the whole season. Put yourself in a good position and slowly choke on your own dick until you give it all away
Sanchez down on strikes
Urias carved up on three pitches
Thanks, Dana.
…not with a bang, but with a whimper
Dubon down on strikes
That’s 13 Astros strikeouts
And that’s that.
Not even a whimper
Astros have one chance left…win out and hope for a Rangers or Red Sox sweep.
The door was opened today… the Astros decided to slam it shut on their dick
They’ve been pounding their dick with a ball peen hammer for three months.
Red Sox clinched with their comeback tonight, so they won’t be sending out the all-stars these next 2 games.