Now 1B is open, Framber….don’t fucking groove one to Ohtani
Ohtani takes a pitch up, but over the strike zone, and bails out like it was at his head.
Angels fans lose their minds.
Fuck
Passed ball ties the game
Wow, Maldy. Just wow. That was fucking awful.
More terrible baseball.
Framber is going to be done after 5, so the bullpen is going to be burned again tonight.
Super.
If we have to make a choice between quality catching and hitting with Maldy, I’ll take the catching, thank you very much.
Ward lines a single to Cf
He made some sort of monkeys paw deal to start hitting at the expense of ever catching a ball again
Line drive comebacker ends the inning, but the Astros punch themselves in the dick. Again
2-2
Maldonado carved the fuck up.
Dubon bounces out 1-3
Don’t bother swinging Peña
Peña takes a meatball right down the center of the fucking plate for strike three
Astros appear done for the night
They’re ready to get to the airport.
Living among halos fans for 4.5 years taught me that while they’re not as bad as hated, self-entitled, pious, unaware fucking dojers backers, they’re ridiculously pathetic and emblematic of the OC.
Oh, and like HH stated, ohtani is a baby.
That was nice of him to throw a no-doubt ball four.
Yeah, they should just catch a plane now. This ain’t their night.
This is fucking pathetic.
That 3-1 pitch was right down the fucking middle.
This guy is throwing FUCKING PUSS.
Stefanic usually gets the No Doubt pitches.