Altuve is fucking terrible right now anyway.
Eye high strikeout right on cue
Son of a bitch.
Goodwin had no idea he almost screwed that up.
This game is barely half over.
The Astros hitters have opted out.
All these stupid fucking commercials of Altuve mashing are making watching him flail right now even more awful.
These are uniquely dismal games.
Bregman homer.
Per Gameday: Bregman up w/ 2 out in top of 8th, w/ runners on 1st & 3rd…
Never mind.
Top 8:
Correa pinch hitting for Mayfield singles to left.
Toro pinch hitting flies out to right.
Pitching change: Buttrey replaces Mayers
Springer singles to left, Carlos to 2nd.
Altuve grounds int a FC,Springer out at 2nd, Carlos to 3rd.
Bregs grounds out to 3rd.
4-3 Angles middle 8
For fuck’s sake.
Altuve may as well just not even go up to bat right now.
He’s fucking awful.
And Bregman got a meaty fastball 2-1 with runners on 1st and 3rd and 2 outs and Ensberged it.
This team is fucking trash to watch currently.
Bregman, with a 2-1 count, should be keyholing for a fastball, takes one right down the fucking middle so he can protect.
This is why this offense is a fucking mess right now
The good news is I give them a max of two weeks before they shut it down.
Fuck, it’s so obvious that I’m embarrassed that I just figured it out. They’re in the traditional August slump!
Good job, Framber
Pujoles Ks swinging,
Ward grounds out 4-3.
Stassi lines out to Reddick.
To the 9th needing a run.
Gonna be a shame that we pissed away ANOTHER great outing from the pen with this trash ass offense.
GREAT JOB HITTING by Reddick!
Nice!