Has Altuve done anything positive at the plate this weekend?
Proud of Machete for laying off that bullshit 3-2 after a shitty swing 3-1.
And fuck you, Altuve. Up there just hacking at shit.
and not even jogging to first.
He had a hit and scored a run last night. But he’s 1 for 12 in the series.
0-4 Friday
1-4 Saturday
0-4 Thus far today
He has become a .270 hitter with power.
Why in god’s name would you swing at that first pitch from a guy who just managed to walk Maldonado?
And didn’t actually throw a single pitch over the plate in the at bat.
Brantley with a bloop. Now I need a blast
Bloop and a …
Nope
These trash at bats are positively amazing.
I never get what I want.
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, Carlos.
Are you and Jose doing this on purpose?
How about a little 2-out something? Pretty please?
bloop and a DP and a 2B and a new pitcher and …
Oh look, if Carlos does anything but flail at the first shit pitch he sees for a DP, we’ve got a rally going with one out.
If Correa strikes out, this game is tied.
Yordan smoked that ball.
Bring him around please.
Awful at bat by Yuli.