Blanco gets the start.
Wait, was this expected?
NOBODY EXPECTS THE ESPADA INQUISITION!
His weapons are sweat. Sweat and a changeup. His THREE weapons are sweat, changeup, and an undying devotion to shut these fuckers down.
eta: I like this kid
Get on board!
CB Bucknor doing CB things behind the plate.
Rung up Tucker on one that almost scraped dirt
J-Hey homer is a pleasant surprise. 1-0 Astros
“J Hey”!
Blanco give up a leadoff double in the third, but nothing else. 1-0 Astros after three innings.
Jeremy with an RBI knock. Now 2-0 Astros.
(edited to ffu)
J-Hey RBI knock, 3-0 Astros.
(edited to ffu)
It took me 3 innings after noticing the “21” patch to notice the whole team is also wearing number 21 and no names on the jersey. I may not be very observant.
(It’s 3-0)
Ooops!
Now 4-0.
Dubie!!
Dubon 1B scores Heyward. 5-0 chases Dana
Dana gets the Point. Contreras in.
For Dana instead of Two Years Before the Mast it was Two Innings Before the Blast.
Kalas incorrectly said the Astros batted around. This has been settled when Vin Scully weighed in and said it’s 10 batters.