Fuck Kershaw: “the influx of no-hitters is not good for the game.”
Unless he pitches one, of course.
What do you think, Manfred? Will you decree a hit should be awarded for any hard hit ball?
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Nope, you know he’s going to do something idiotic like outlaw shifts. Then we’ll have a whole new category of crap to waste video replay time on. Was the fielder on the right side of some imaginary line when the pitch was thrown? They already can’t handle balks correctly, how are they going to deal with fielders that aren’t right in front of them?
Much like his esteemed predecessor who may slurp shit, The Commish would never do anything to undermine the game…
I’ve said it before, but it’s worth repeating - there is a special circle of Hell for that son of a whore, bud selig.
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You said it, bud.
With apologies to The Dixie Hummingbirds:
So the Devil turned on his TV one day,
saw that God created baseball
for his children to watch and play.
So the Devil grabbed his satchel
full of greed and misery,
and caught the Midnight Special
goin’ up to Milwaukee.
Well the Devil was so jealous
he turned green up to his horns,
so he sat upon the satchel,
that’s how Selig was born!
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