Could we fucking PLEASE stop making washed up Elvis Andrus look like fucking Ichiro?!
“There’s stirring in the Astros bullpen”
So, you know, it’s all good now.
Sit down, meat
He filleted Olson, didn’t need that last pitch to Lowrie, but I’ll take the out.
Lol TK said Montas had thrown 82 pitches/62 for strikes. Only 20 out of the zone. Um, no. Offense has been swinging at alll the slop OUT of the zone.
Piscotty gracefully keeps the ball from going to the wall…
Come on chas! We need a big hit/rbi right now!
Poetry in motion… If that motion was awkwardly landing heavily on your knees and flopping like a fish.
I fucking love Chas.
SO CLUTCH
Chas for Mayor
The Legend of Chas…
continues
Great AB from Chazzy Fizz!
I legit thought Scrubb was going to get run over by Maldonado standing there pointing at that pop up.
Solid Scrubb Job
Castro with his own great AB.
Let’s go! Steal another one with a come from behind win!
Mike had one to punish.
So did Carlos.
Carlos missed 2