And Kemp goes yard. FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK Me.
JV could not throw batting practice better than heâs done tonight.
JV playoff matchups, huh?
Itâs like there are two teams, and the one that canât pitch or hit gets all the home games.
At least it wonât be against the Aâs.
Get that man some spidertack.
Get that man (me) a bottle of whisky.
HalfwayâŚ5-1
Astros had two seeing eye singles in the 9th last night, and two in the first tonight. Other than that, theyâve been absolutely fucking mowed down by this vaunted Aâs staff.
Dubon with a leadoff single.
Maldy follows with a single. That should have been a double.
My old Papaw from Arkansas, an original Colt .45 / Astro fan, might say this team has an honor stain problem. As in: âAh caynât honor stain theyis team. Ayownât make no seense.â
⌠for most runners.
And several walkers.
I could not believe he didnât make 2B
If he draws a throw Dubon probably scores.
Woof.
No IF fly rule.
AltuveâŚrunners on the corners, nobody outâŚpops up to the pitcher and Maldy with his head up his ass is doubled off of 1B
We just canât get right at home, it seems
What a fucking shit show.
What a fucking joke.