A's at Astros 9/12

And Kemp goes yard. FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK Me.

JV could not throw batting practice better than he’s done tonight.

JV playoff matchups, huh?

It’s like there are two teams, and the one that can’t pitch or hit gets all the home games.

At least it won’t be against the A’s.

Get that man some spidertack.

Get that man (me) a bottle of whisky.

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Halfway…5-1

Astros had two seeing eye singles in the 9th last night, and two in the first tonight. Other than that, they’ve been absolutely fucking mowed down by this vaunted A’s staff.

Dubon with a leadoff single.

Maldy follows with a single. That should have been a double.

My old Papaw from Arkansas, an original Colt .45 / Astro fan, might say this team has an honor stain problem. As in: “Ah cayn’t honor stain theyis team. Ayown’t make no seense.”

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… for most runners.

And several walkers.

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I could not believe he didn’t make 2B

If he draws a throw Dubon probably scores.

Woof.

No IF fly rule.

Altuve…runners on the corners, nobody out…pops up to the pitcher and Maldy with his head up his ass is doubled off of 1B

We just can’t get right at home, it seems

What a fucking shit show.

What a fucking joke.