Ohtani strokes a single to CF
I like Trout, but fuck him. Donāt stick your fucking elbow in the strike zone. I hope it hurts like a motherfucker for a week.
2 on, no outs
Upton 2-0, Correa to the mound, 2-1 (good curve), fouls, Ks swinging at a chest high FB
Tonight in group therapy weāll be exploring empathy.
Who would like to start? Hudson?
Dammit Maldonado. Gotta block that pitch
Pujols 1-2, runners advance on a wp (strike 2), 2-2, 3-2, pops out to Correa on the infield
Attaboy Javier
Two hours in and is still the top of the fourth
Iglesias 0-2, 1-2, F9
Rally killed.
Still 6-0.
Sorry, son, you brought that upon yourself. I hope you learned a lesson.
Someone grab pbp, por favor.

Two hours in and is still the top of the fourth
I will not complain about long innings because the Astros are scoring lots of runs.
The good news is, Tucker cannot leave the bases loaded this inning.
A HIT FOR TUCKER!
I mean, it didnāt leave the infield, but A HIT!!

A HIT FOR TUCKER!
I mean, it didnāt leave the infield, but A HIT!!
Same as a line drive in the book. Maybe thatāll get him going.
He still could.
Tucker with a bag!
I like these ad-less breaks. Maybe we could buy some orange whoopass ads.

I like these ad-less breaks. Maybe we could buy some orange whoopass ads.
Iām seeing ads.
Wow.
Thought they had Tucker.
Throw was off.