Well that’s a mistake because leisure suits are amazing. I have a lavender suit that pairs perfectly with my white loafers.
Nice play by Bregman to get Adams
After a while it’s kind of a blessing. No fuss. Especially these days when buzz cuts are popular anyway.
Nice 1-2-3 inning by Neris. At the Stretch…1-1 still.
I’ve been giving myself a buzz cut since I finally gave up the ghost back in 89. I’ve gone through at least 4 electric hair shears.
You can’t coach speed
Speedster on first base
The problem with doing it myself is it doesn’t clean up the edges. That’s my favorite part of going to the barber…the razor shave on the neck and edges. Makes you feel like a million bucks.
I used to work with a guy that had an amazing combover. He was very proud and confident. If you said anything about his hair, he would say, “I’m not trying to fool anybody. It’s just a hairstyle for a guy with limited options.”
Singleton with an infield single.
Heyward pinch hitting for Meyers
That was my paternal grandmother and no one on that side of the family ever had any money really so even if she’d wanted to smoke I doubt they could have afforded it. My dad was adopted so although I always felt affection for her, I knew there was some remove. Through a bunch of weirdness I won’t get into that grandmother was close friends with one of my father’s blood relatives, maybe an aunt, who lived in Ballinger, about a hundred miles away, and I met her and she was great. So I kind of thought, well…
On the other side of my family my maternal grandfather and I were golfing once and he turned to me and asked Did I ever tell you how I quit smoking? I was playing golf and ran out of cigarettes on the front nine and I said how the hell am I going to play the back nine without any cigarettes? I guess I’ll have to quit. He paused for a second. Course, that’s back when I was drinkin’ heavy. I went to the doctor and he asked, Woody, do you ever drink as much as a fifth a day? I said Damn, Doc, sometimes I spill that much!
Heyward down on strikes
Man Heyward has a really, really slow bat.
I was really hoping Heyward would step up. He’s been doing a lot better lately.
Dubon flies out F7
Bregman flies out F9
End of seven…1-1
I’ve watched cricket matches more exciting than this.
I’m sure cricket is amazing, but I understand none of it.
I have the most fucked up pateral grandfather story around, I bet. It’s 100% Florida.
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