Taking forever, OUT!
The longer it takes, the worse I feel.
Jo is at the game. I’ll take her word for it.
At least they got it right
Machete gets the Bagwell Heads Up Award for today.
It’s a strong one.
2 oz tequila
2 oz watermelon juice
1 oz lime juice
1/2 oz of watermelon syrup.
Tajin rimmed glass…they go down too easy on a hot day.
Diaz full count K
Dubon out, 5-1 I think
5-3
Chas full count, foul, single to left. Doesn’t try to stretch it
Attaboy Chas
Yes, doh
Suarez out
Ortega in to face Maldy
I couldn’t tell the first thing Suarez said as he walked off the mound, but it ended with the wonderful Venezuelan insult mamahuevo. Which, literally, is basically ball-sucker.
Swearing in Spanish is a true art form.
Maldonado full count, walks. 2 on for the Altuve redemption
Good at bat from Maldonado
How about you don’t stomp your dick, Altuve.
Yes! Rbi single