Altuve

I would like to see him drop back to second place before today’s game is over…

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That… is not how it works. Even if he got a 5th hit, it would still be a 4 hit game too

you’re being silly

“your”

“You’re”

yore

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This thread has a very strange energy.

ur…

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done?

over the fence?

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Alvarez.

FIFY

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Makes me think of the Milo version of this year’s lineup:

Altuvie
Yulie
Yordie
Breggie
Mancinie
Tuckie
Penie
Jakie/Dubie
Machetie

Those three-syllable names are going to be tough.

You’re right. Maybe it should be:

Tuvie
Chinie
Chetie

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That’s also the formula for hockey nicknames

JackieDoobie is going to wreck shit

One of the original Doobie Brothers, yes?

No, there were only three, and they were triplets. Tuvie Doobie, Chinie Doobie, and Chetie Doobie.

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Mancinie is my favorite.

What would those dumbasses do? Treyie?