I believe the south side.
Jose, seriously, whatās the fuck is so wrong about not swinging at pitches a foot off the plate?
Fake-ass Yankee fans.
Why, 38 pounds equals 50 beers in imperial units.
So you can slip back into those 42 waist jeans again, huh? High school all over again.
Seriously, though, thatās pretty good work. How am I going to recognize you the next time we see each other?
The south side of Chicago and nice are two things usually not associated with one another.

Like clockwork, Brantley gets another lefty in Bummer.
I hope the pitcher has an eponymous experience.

It is what it is.
If it isnāt exactly what it says it is, Iām going to lose my lunch.

Astrojo:
These fans are delusional
I found the people of Chicago to be nice. I donāt know where these idiots came from.
Itās a big city. You had a small sample.
Relax, Uncle Mike and think up the middle/the other way
High school was a 31-inch waist
And youāll know me by my charming personality.
Mike!
Thatās what Iām talking about.

If it isnāt exactly what it says it is, Iām going to lose my lunch.
No comment.
My favorite uncle!
Brantley
Singles back up the box, Chas scores.
Uncle Mike comes through!
Swing the bat, Alex.

Seriously, though, thatās pretty good work. How am I going to recognize you the next time we see each other?
I feel like Iām repeating myself, but just announce your intentions not to take off your hat once you get inside. No matter where you are, Hudson will appear and chastise you.

Brantley
Singles back up the box, Chas scores
A run off Tepera,

I know youāll have a field day with this one, but Iāve lost 38 lbs since May.
No jokes here. Good job, man!