I need Yordan to be Yordan.
Proud of Yordan for not doing a Brantley impression on that slider.
Good eye.
Bitching about a guy in a position or lineup spot has seemingly worked out for the TZ more often than not this season.
Ump screwed Yordan on strike 1
Dudeā¦ SHUT UP!
Good inning.
ZERO, please!
Alvarez
Strikes out swinging. Inning over.
For one pitch.
Why TF is Alvarez batting fourth?
The fuck did I do?
Ooof!
You were saying?
Brilliant managing keeping Bregman at 3 in the lineup.
A blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile.

The fuck did I do?
Mentioning double reverse jinxes ends said double reverse jinx magicā¦ DUH.
Now donāt fucking fall apart, Lance
Watching Jose sprint from first to home is one of the great unquantifiable joys of being an Astros fan during his career.
Be strong Lance.
The boys gave you run support, Lance. You know what to do with it.