KEEP CHEERING YOU FAT STEPCHILDREN OF YOUR OWN SHITTY CITY
I was shocked they didnāt bring in Kopech after Rodon loaded the bases without a hit
Memo to Jim Crane: You donāt want Astrosā fans storming your office if you let Correa leave.
Letās have a good at bat, Yuli.
Only swing at a meatball here, Yuli
BTW, it may be a coincidence, but just before Carlos batted in those runs, I possibly created an infinite improbability moment with a powerful Brownian motion generatorā¦a really strong cup of tea.
Weird. I was just thinking Iād like a cup of tea.
Now, Battle, Yuli
Dammit!
I have a fresh pot brewed if youāre in the neighborhood.
PG Tips?
Yep.
Lucky fucking assoles.
I fucking hate the White Sox.
No thanks, thatās just brown garbage water.
Now a fucking zero, Lance!
Gurriel
Abreu makes a diving stop on a sharp grounder and Kopech barely beats Yuli to the bag. Inning over.
I bet you donāt drink sparkling water either.
I fucking love it.
Great play by Abreu. Asshole.
My boss is obsessed with PG Tips. To me it just tastes like tea.