ALDS Game 3 Astros at Twins

The least fucking surprising thing in the world.

Javier twiddledicking around and his mechanics are all over the place.

Tell him to throw the double play pitch.

We’ve seen one version of this story before, and I’d rather not see that version again.

How about telling him to stop fucking around and nut the fuck up and throw strikes.

Shocked Miller called that a strike

And shocked he didn’t call that last one a strike.

And here comes another fucking infuriating walk.

Wake up Dusty!!

Fuck! Obvious fuck up Miller!

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Fuck! It was tipped!

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That’s some steaming bullshit.

There we go. Brutal fuck up by the fat fucking piece of shit behind the plate.

Missed a fucking foul tip? And can’t review it?

Of course not.

I’m assuming that falls under the “can’t review balls and strikes” caveat

It falls under the “most embarrassing things you can miss as an umpire, but we won’t let you look at it to prove you fucked up” category.

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How else are they gonna attempt to manipulate outcomes?

THAT’S THE SAME PITCH YOU PILE OF SHIT

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This.

Clutch