ALDS Game 2: White Sox at Astros

[Lefty]

Beautiful ending to that inning!

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Stop walking the tight rope, Framber.

[HudsonHawk]

@MarkR

Thank you Slowfuckmani Grandal for waddling to first.

He’s a catcher, man. That’s all he’s got.

[Astrojo]

@Ty_in_Tampa

Yes!!!

Get outta my head lol

[Ty_in_Tampa (Michael Tyson)]

On the same wavelength…

[HudsonHawk]

Framber needs more rum!

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Alright top of the order: Let’s make up for those shitty at bats in the first inning.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Damnit, Jose. You can’t hit that pitch.

[Astrojo]

Altuve needed a step ladder to swing at that

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

@DVauthrin

Damnit, Jose. You can’t hit that pitch.

Stop trying to hit a fucking home run every pitch and just get on base, dippy.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Expect the slider low and away, way off the dish, Jose.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

@MarkR

@DVauthrin

Damnit, Jose. You can’t hit that pitch.

Stop trying to hit a fucking home run every pitch and just get on base, dippy.

Can he stop swinging at sliders four feet off the plate, too?

[Astrojo]

Def gets a cookie for laying off that slider

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

@DVauthrin

Can he stop swinging at sliders four feet off the plate, too?

Maaaaaaaaaybe?

[Lefty]

PROGRESS!

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

@Lefty

PROGRESS!

DENIED.

Flail mode activated again!

[HudsonHawk]

B3:

Altuve…hacking at shit over his head down 0-2…ball…fouls off a slider near the dugout…ball…ball five fills the count…rolls over on ball six a foot off the plate for a 5-3

[Astrojo]

No cookie for you!

[Lefty]

Cut him some slack, that one was only 2 feet off the plate

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Swing at strikes, Uncle Mike.