ALDS Game 1: White Sox at Astros

T8:

Anderson singles to RF

Crotchrot has some nasty stuff

T8:

Moncada…full count…walks, Anderson to 2B

First walk of the game

T8:

Abreu…0-2…1-2…singles to RF, Anderson scores Moncada to 2B

Come on graveman!

Noodle Arm Tucker strikes again.

Why the fuck didn’t you try and bounce one or throw one way off the plate to try for a chase?

Fucking stupid.

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Jesus Fucking Christ Hamari. What the fuck was that?!

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Come on Graveman.

I think that was what Graveman was thinking after.

All this with 2 out

Hamari is an absolute fucking mess at the bottom of the zone. Fucking hell.

Whew.

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T8:

Grandal…ball one almost down the middle…ball…strike at the ankles…ball…full up…foul…flies out F8

6-1 Astros

Don’t sell him short, he’s also a mess outside to RHB

STOP FUCKING SAYING WELL STRUCK ON ROUTINE FLY BALLS YOU DICKNUTS

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B8:

Maldonado pops out F6

Dude, you’d never in a million years guess that Pierzynski was a catcher when how fucking stupid he sounds talking about anything baseball related.

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I’ll never in a million years hear anything that douchenozzle says.