Make an impression on these fuckers. Leave no doubt about who owns the AL.

Red Sox seem to have been anointed by the baseball gods to punish the...
The Astros are paying for their cheating scandal, humiliated in back-to-back losses in the ALCS.
Make an impression on these fuckers. Leave no doubt about who owns the AL.
8th is not too late to vaunt!
Ottavino has one elite pitch, that bugs bunny slider. And he throws it a ton
I was kinda hoping that we’d win this 2-0 to stuff it up the arse of MassHoles claiming we are stealing signs. But now I’ll just be happy if we take the win.
Gotta love seeing Biggio and Bagwell standing 2 rows back.
Ottavino has one elite pitch, that bugs bunny slider. And he throws it a ton
Which makes the middle/middle fastball even more of a headscratcher.
I was kinda hoping that we’d win this 2-0 to stuff it up the arse of MassHoles claiming we are stealing signs. But now I’ll just be happy if we take the win.
I want the Astros to score as many as they can
Ok. Three outs. That’s what I need
Bottom 8, Astros up 2-0
Houck still in.
Brantley rips a single into center.
Bregman pops out to Shaw in foul territory.
Alvarez singles into center, Brantley to second.
Cora out—Ottavino in.
Correa, with ducks on the pond…having struck out twice against Ottavino this series…grounds into a FC 5 unassisted.
Dave Bush to the mound.
TUCKER HOMERS TO LEFT. HE HOMERS TO LEFT. HE HOMERED TO LEFT.
Gurriel cranks a single into left.
We are informed that, according to Statcast, Tucker’s was a home run in all but 29 MLB stadiums.
Gurriel steals second.
McCormick pops out to right.
Three outs away.
On to the 9th, dear friends.
Gotta love seeing Biggio and Bagwell standing 2 rows back.
They must have first priority on those seats.
Let’s get 3 outs and go to bed happy.
This probably didn’t age well
The Astros are paying for their cheating scandal, humiliated in back-to-back losses in the ALCS.
Man, Siri earns his pay as a cheerleader.
I was kinda hoping that we’d win this 2-0 to stuff it up the arse of MassHoles claiming we are stealing signs. But now I’ll just be happy if we take the win.
They can fuck themselves
Getting Jack Sparrow vibes from Stanek with the hat off
Thinking the same thing here-why throw him a fastball?
They must have first priority on those seats.
Myself, Gleach and the Bobs once had the row in front. I have been pulling some of Bob’s strikeout dances tonight.
Easy, cowboy. This game ain’t over yet.
Let’s not start sucking each others’ dicks just yet.